Because we know you’ll never use it due to the sheer volume of work we’ll assign. But hey, it’s nice to dream, right?
Foosball, video games, and nap pods—designed so you never feel the need to go home. Ever.
Because we require you to function at peak efficiency 24/7. Decaf? Never heard of it.
Birthday gatherings, holiday celebrations – Hope you didn’t have plans with your family because we are your family now.
Work whenever you want… as long as you’re always available. Slack on your personal phone is mandatory for 24/7 pings.
Your job title won’t change, and your salary will stay the same, but you’ll definitely be doing the work of three people!
JK, we just moved all the meetings to Thursday.
We’ll Slack you a ‘Thanks for your hard work!’—then assign three more projects.